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pro-fanity

The ability to use profanity so well, that those around you can't do anything but applaud your rudeness. Mainly used by bad drivers and high school students, although it has been mastered by thousands of people worldwide.
Bad driver: F**k you motherf*****r! You made me f*****g rear f******g end you f*****g a*s! C**t a** b***h!

High School Student: F**k a** c**t b***h.

Bystander: What pro-fanity.
by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009
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Progarity

n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:

1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures
1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple

2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?

Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"

Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it
by Misc-E July 10, 2011
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profidity

pro•fid•i•ty

\prõ-'fi-də-tē\
Adjective
Definition: profound stupidity
I practice profidity when searching for love.
by Aphrodite81 January 13, 2015
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Profanitype

To use symbols to denote socially unacceptable words in typed text. Ambersands, hashes, asterisks, tildes, question marks, dollar signs, slashes, carets, percent symbols, and exclamation points are all used in place of profane words to make profanitype. In the phrase, "Are you #$&@#*$#&ing kidding me," "#$&@#*$#&" is profanitype.

The act of using symbols in place of profanity is profanityping. The resulting text is profanitype (noun).
This sentences contains no profanity, but lots of profanitype: "What a *(#$&(#*# (*#$(*#&&$^@% $##$#$!!! I want to kick his #*$&#*$ing sorry #*$&#$&*!!!"

My stupid phone autocorrects all the bad words to profanitype.

Sometimes when I profanitype, it thinks the ampersand is an email address. I hate that.
by AnneB "Stats" June 18, 2013
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profastity

Having the qualities of being proactive and fastidious
Anthony: I have prepared the documents necessary for the meeting, including some additional material in case you are questioned on some of the finer aspects of the business plan.

Antoine: Your profastity is much appreciated.
by Anthony Leong April 28, 2005
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Profanitation

The art of producing a long, coherent stream of well elocuted profanities with no grammatical errors.
Often used in terms of sarcastic response.
A - 'Go to hell, you steaming bag of putrescent cockslime! You are a disgrace to the shit heap of humanity! The best part of that bloated, greasy bag of puss you call a body got flushed down the shitter when you were five! You ugly, cunting pile of rotten manure!'

B - 'Good show, by Jove! Such an charming adventure into the art of literary profanitation. Fuck you too!'
by Alyxandr December 28, 2011
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provanity

When your high friend says profanity wrong
But I didn't use any provanity
by Non Catholic Caterpillar November 27, 2019
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