Porta quivo roughly translates to "bring me here' however, a hot group of italian girls from the suburbs of Chicago usues the term universally. You can say it with any sentance, always used in a postive way. Most commonly used after the sentance ends.
"i just got engaged, porta quivo!"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
by ciaobella22 December 5, 2023
Get the porta quivomug. by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
Get the Porta Johnmug. trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell
Pranayama is breath control
Pranayama is breath control
The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.
My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.
My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.
by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017
Get the Porta-Pottyamamug. The blue shitty liquid inside of a port-o-potty.
this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.
But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
this liquid may seem gross and inconspicuous at first.
But much more fun can be had when port-o-tipping , When the port-o-potty is tipped on its face(door) there will be a sploosh delay before the liquid flows into the surrounding area.
by Shitter tipper August 2, 2024
Get the porta juicemug. by eatthefishRIGHTNOW March 23, 2023
Get the Porta potty babymug. After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
Get the Car ride porta-podymug. An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
Get the Porta pottymug.