break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

porcelain pariah

one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.

This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

porcelain god

Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.

Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*

by bladejkl July 12, 2012

porcelain fudge

Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.

That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.

by Statich3ad February 18, 2006

porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.

There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.

by maxxus July 16, 2006

Porcelain Handshake

Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.

I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.

by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006

porcelain date

What you find in the rest room at a WNBA game.

I want to the Mystics game and ended up with a porcelain date..

by wnba unwilling watcher June 30, 2010