porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.

There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.

by maxxus July 16, 2006

porcelain bank

A toilet, usually referred to in the context of making a deposit.

Dang I hope this bitch cums soon, I gotta make a deposit at the porcelain bank

by rodroddy April 15, 2009

porcelain date

What you find in the rest room at a WNBA game.

I want to the Mystics game and ended up with a porcelain date..

by wnba unwilling watcher June 30, 2010

porcelain cruise

A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.

After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!

by Tim Holt July 29, 2005

porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.

I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.

by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008

Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010

Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash

"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle

by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010