pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

Pootaholics

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.

Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-

by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009

Poothon

A very long turd, like a bowlwinder.

I felt nauseated until I went to the bathroom and released a poothon.

by szdrw435wctg June 14, 2018

Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough

I just farted, may have caused a pootation

by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020

Pootanelli

-adjective

-top tier bitch
-high class
-a comedian

-best used when there's no other descriptive word available

- saved for the best

Maurice "I finally went and saw Tammies show Thursday night"
Tonya " Was it amazing?"
Maurice " Hell yeah, that bitch a Pootanelli for sure!"

by TruthSeeker82 March 1, 2021

pootanany

the female genitalia

Hey Jed, your sister looks good to me right about now. Mind if I splash up in that pootanany?

by Jeds_friend October 1, 2008

Pootata

To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.

Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.

by mhuk January 16, 2017