plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003

poonce

someone, a person, or an a object can be a poonce. a poonce is infact a pussy ass bitch. (also objects can be poonce's or pooonced)

Mike is such a poonce it makes me sick.
OR
Mikes car is all poonced out. that car has been poonced.

by rsxboysarehot September 9, 2006

plence

A word made up by Christopher Ideker when his friends wouldn't stop copying everything funny he said and make it sound like they made it up.

Hey Lauren lets go plence Jakes new joke

by Chris January 1, 2005

ponce metal

another word for Emo

"great, another Ponce Metal band like My Chemical Romance"

by Lateralthink December 15, 2008

Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008

Ponce

v: to ponce off someone is to borrow without the intention of necessarily paying back

n: a ponce is a derogatory description of someone who is judged to be gay, appear gay or have some other attributes or characteristics that others find amusing and not in a nice way.

1. Maximillian is always poncing for fags.

2. That striped catsuit doesn't do you any favours Brendan, it makes you look like a total ponce.

by Papa's oldschool mistress March 7, 2009

ponce

Chiefly British. Someone who procures customers for whores. The English word for Pimp. Although somewhat outdated it is still used but under different meaning;
A camp person, overtly dressed, gay.

"Get your arse in gear you fuckin' ponce!"

by LAG January 20, 2003