covert plops

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.

Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 21, 2007

Plobs

(ex.) Compound expression for "please, obviously," for those of us too lazy to say both.

AKA:

PLease, OBviouSly.

"My friend Sean makes one HELL of a drag queen."

"Hah, plobs."

by notmyword! December 25, 2007

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

ploss

The packet loss between you and the server usually in an online game.

oker> i got 5.2% c2s ploss :D
viron> lagger!

by Smong December 12, 2004

ploosey

A vigina that is extremely loose, or flabby. Commonly found on obese women, and sexually addicted women.

Man look at that girls ploosey. It looks like two elephant ears.

by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010

plopson

Having to poo around 20 minutes after the first poo, leading to a continual flow of poo throughout the day...a case of the plopsons

Man i took a big poo and then had the plopsons right after...

I had the plopsons all day yesterday

I thought i pooed everything out this morning, but instead it was followed by a bad case of the plopsons!

by Harold Bobnashus September 16, 2010

Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit

“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”

by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021