Piss Baby

A person who cries in the bathroom and looks like they pee on the floor. Just a little piss baby.

Your friend is a piss baby.

by anonymous May 4, 2021

Piss Baby

1. Infant, or Newborn {in rare cases Fetus} made of urine.

2. Thinking you are pregnant, but it just being a fat load of urine.

Jeff: “Hey!! You said you just got pregnant! When is the first ultrasound?”

Laura:”Nahh. Just a Piss Baby.”

by melodywastaken May 22, 2021

Piss Baby

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is below average at video games (below the stage).

Shush you little Piss Baby

by Cow205 July 1, 2024

Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes

Ugh, Daniel you’re such a piss baby!

by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025

Piss baby

someone whos just a whiney little bitch and a total asshat

"bros such a piss baby."

by Br34dStickZ May 31, 2025

Piss baby

A whiney little bitch, typically pathetic as hell and complains a lot. An absolute asshat

"stop being a little piss baby."

by Br34dStickZ May 31, 2025

Piss baby

The bloating that occurs on a woman's abdomen when she has a full bladder. Often times after sex a woman will have to pee really bad from the stimulation, which can create a piss baby. It's called a piss baby because it makes her abdomen swell, and loosely resembles a pregnant woman's stomach.

Example 1: I shouldn't have drank all that water. Now I've got a piss baby

Example 2: after getting plowed for 30 minutes straight, Veronica realized getting stuffed with d gave her a piss baby.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 15, 2023