pike

A grouchy mother scratcher who sharts his pants. He is a big fan of bukkake!

Today I spoke with Pike and he called me a cock bite!

by jacaba bugglee June 18, 2004

pike

michael white the lil pike

pissy pants, pee wee, triple p

by WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP March 04, 2004

piked

wen u get beten up by a pikey bcoz u slept wiv his mum

ha ha u got piked

by mich March 10, 2004

Sea Pike

An individual would use this term in the setting of a workspace as a code word to alert one’s coworkers that there is a rather attractive female in the general vicinity.

“Yo Johner, we just got an order of sea pike in right?”

by BeefPounder September 03, 2022

standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

pike bike

A girl who has sex with three or more Pike brothers in the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity.

That girl is a pike bike everyone in the frat gets a ride. That girl got biked, that was the third guy in Pike that she had sex with.

by qwerty97180 August 02, 2011

pike out

To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.

I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.

by Smoove B March 24, 2005