Pied as a piper

To be drunk (pied) as a piper (somebody who is drunk...very drunk)

Wow, I drank so much last night that I came home pied as a piper.

by Von Sh'Bag June 24, 2011

Pied me off

Taken from days of yore when being an unwed mother carried a high tariff.

To pie someone off would be to disregard them or treat them with disrespect. The person speaking feels like they’ve been made to look like the equivalent of a used cum receptacle and nothing more. “Pie” is taken from the term “cream pie” which leads to pregnancy. To pie someone off would be the same as using them or discarding of them as if they were simply some unfeeling flesh hole.

“Barry the builder was supposed to be here at 10am, he’s really pied me off!”

by Your mum’s boiler June 23, 2022

pied piper

if u av sum1 unda da manners eg for example a puppet master, hu can control dem gals.

bruv u is a pied piper u is controlin da gal dem....pied piper!!! brap brap!!!

by Cherry xxx April 4, 2005

pied piper

having a big dick.

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

by matt December 15, 2003

pied off

'pissed off' in a slightly more PG manner - missing those 's's makes alot of difference. can also be 'i'm pied' 'i need a pie' etc.

'are you annoyed at the way she treated you?'
'yeah man i'm pied off!'

by izzio April 13, 2009

Pied Up

1) Feeling weighed down, or overwhelmed.

These bills are never-ending! Im too pied up to try rising to my feet.

by Brianon Parimays July 13, 2016

pied piper op

A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.

"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."

by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020