making pickles

What people say they are doing when they do not want to be spoken too...

'Hey there'
"Hey..."
'What's up?'
"I'm making pickles."
'Wtf'-silence-

by Samsam-aka-sam September 22, 2007

lick my pickles

A sensuous meaningful part of love making where the female gobbles the male's testicles. All done in the best possible taste.

I paid you fifty quid so get down and lick my pickles. Merci.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007

vagina pickles

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.

Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.

by TEuronymous March 21, 2008

purse pickles

'Purse pickles' (or 'pocket pickles') is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one's person after a meal, in anticipation of the next meal.

Purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.

Anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a 'tartar toter.'

A variant of this term is 'glovebox garnish,' which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.

Any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a 'tartar trove.'

Hungry Taco Lover: "God, these tacos are so dry. What kind of purse pickles you got?"

Tartar Toter Friend: "I've got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to Taco Time yesterday."

Hungry Taco Lover: "Awesome!"

by The Tyrannosaur April 7, 2014

Jameskii Pickles

Pickles, made from pickling a cucumber, deepfried in batter, placed in a box with two holes on either side, and hotboxed before being eaten. Best if made while listening to Jameskii's outro song.

Man, I could really go for some Jameskii Pickles right now

by NoBucketRequiredInMyMustang May 12, 2018

Open a Jar of Pickles

To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.

Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?

by goody5 December 10, 2010

that's pickles

common phrase used to describe an object, person, or situation that is crazy or unusual.

"Bro did you hear about that zombie attack in miami... that's pickles bro"

"whattt triple cheeseburgers for $2 at mcdonalds... Are you kiddddin meeeeee?!?!?! wait were gettting ripped off mcdoubles are $1... That shits pickles bro"

by domeburglar June 30, 2012