Pickle

Procrastinating incompetent cunt knowingly lacking education (P.I.C.K.L.E.).

You dumbass pickle, why didn't you just read the instructions.

by CrazyATLAS June 20, 2018

pickling

When a man soaks his penis inside of a woman's acidic vagina for several hours until his erection dies down and the pH of the woman causes the man's penis to smell and taste vinegary.

Example 1: "I had my fat fucking cock inside of Suzie for at least 5 hours trying to break a soaking record, but when I pulled out shit was str8 pickle."

Example 2: "I think the DNA in my weiner is now more similar to a pickle than a banana after a phat fucking pickling session I had yesterday with Monique."

by YellowRetriever July 30, 2011

Pickle

A cucumber that is put in vinegar, salt etc. water which sits there for a period of time.

I really do not like these pickles

by Says_The_Kid August 14, 2017

Pickles

Another way to say penis, dick, or cock.

Amelia likes pickles in her mouth.

by Nofatpants November 10, 2010

pickle

noun: The highest card in the Great Dalmuti

1. Who has the pickle?

2. After use of the pickle, even after winning the game
Everyone else: "Waaaasste"

by Phil Is iLL May 30, 2006

pickle

u have a very small penis

shut up u got a fucking pickle

by T-Theaker March 5, 2004

Pickling

Piss in an empty pickle jar until it is full. Cap it tight. Let it stew for two months or at least unitl you see coagulated protien balls floating around in it. When the opprotunity arises, pour the contents down the air intake vents of your victim's ride. Your putrid homemade tang will stink up the vehicle so bad that it will be up for sale in a week.

I used "Revenge Tactic #208", also known as "The Pickling", to deal with a meddlesome coworker. Special thanks to the makers of the movie "Header" for this brilliant tactic.

by Ted the Bastard October 29, 2006