Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

by HadesEX October 10, 2019

Sus patty

One grasping his testicles from behind while pulling and tucking firmly between ones butt cheeks then clenching the cheeks and simultaneously sitting down abruptly destroying ones sack into a sus patty

The gentleman enjoys a sus patty only on certain occasions and in the right mood.

by mc117 June 13, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Phlatty

A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.

Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!

by Miami420 August 1, 2010

Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017

Patty Walters

Patty Walters is the lead singer of As It Is as well as a youtuber. Is basically sex and can sing like no one else.

Fangirl 1: Did you see the new Patty Walters cover?
Fangirl 2: Yea, it was absolutely incredible!

by Lyric Angel April 29, 2014

Phlatty

A phat yet flat booty.

Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.

by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020