peteie

A way to spell a Nick name derived from Petersen. ( or Pete or Petey)
by Peteie January 02, 2017
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Petey is a human being who is very tall and is goofy :)
He exists 👍
He is best 👍
Petey is cool and is a human being who is very tall
by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022
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PETEYS are Super hilarious and you can listen to any and all PETEYS talk about everything absurd and irrelevant for hours, they can make the saddest most grim situations seem like the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.

Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.

If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Him: Dang is that at petey?

Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
by Choke me Charlie November 16, 2021
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A derivative of "it's all gone Pete Tong", if something has going Petey then it's going badly.

Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.
Things have gotten a bit Petey
by JasonF01 October 07, 2024
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I want that guy, I hope he is Petey.
by Im in your head boi March 07, 2018
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a code name for people you hate who happen to have dicks. originated from two sisters talking in a pool about said hated person and called him PD which ended up sounding like the name, “petey”.

PD stood for pencil dick. The code name stand for pencil dick and you don’t get in trouble for it if you do it in front of your high school english teacher!
Girl 1: hey did you see what petey did?
Girl 2: yeah petey’s so fucking embarrassing..
by highbythe505 October 16, 2021
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a man will give a full chub no matter what you say your cock will be hard as diamond
Man he was a total petey
by PP Slap October 03, 2019
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