Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.
Other traits of Petey’s include...
- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle
Other traits of Petey’s include...
- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle
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Get the Petey mug.PETEYS are Super hilarious and you can listen to any and all PETEYS talk about everything absurd and irrelevant for hours, they can make the saddest most grim situations seem like the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.
Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.
Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.
If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like you’re there, living it with them.
Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch.
If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely independent and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
Him: Dang is that at petey?
Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
Her: I don’t know all I see is black smoke, and my ears hurt and my eyes are watering from the smell of gasoline
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Get the petey mug.Petey Pablos is a cocktail primarily consisting of jalapeño, grapefruit, lime, and tequilla. Developed during the American Prohibition Era in Greenville, Kentucky. This cocktail became popular in Muhlenburg County due to the abundance of grapefruits, lime trees, and access to an abundance of silver tequila. The discovery of the naturally occurring veins of 100% blue agave while mining the otherwise useless bituminous coal in northern hills of Muhlenburg County resulted in an ecomonic boom for this region of western Kentucky.
These Petey Pablos straight smack, yo.
Petey Pablos are the taste of Muhlenburg County.
Lets Petey Pablos this golf course.
Petey Pablos are the taste of Muhlenburg County.
Lets Petey Pablos this golf course.
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peteys gonna beat your ass
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