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PETAfiles

A blog run by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals advocating humane treatment of, respect for, and opposing cruelty towards animals.
PETA has quirky and funny animal rights news posted on their PETAfiles blog at blog.peta.org
by yehadut August 21, 2007
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Pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.
by Larry December 5, 2004
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pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum
by david and brian January 16, 2007
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metaphile

one who enjoys or obsesses over all things defined as meta

Meta characterizes anything self-referential and beyond.
I met a metaphile who liked my example in urbandictionary.com
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Bob the Angry Pedophile

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.
Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.
by Lighammer June 18, 2009
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pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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pedephile

A person who cannot spell.
The person who wrote the definition above me, is a "pedephile."
by GerardB December 17, 2008
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