Penis

An object men love to play with and love to make it feel good.

Lots of men think it's cool to have a big one, yet most men wish that. 😏

Charles: You feel bad bro?
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!

by jono._.longo February 17, 2020

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Penis

something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

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penis

the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team

sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!

by bob fakename jr. IX October 4, 2005

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A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.

A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"

by TheSheriff June 17, 2004

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