Penistat

It's a tattoo on your penis.

Yo Jeff check out my penistat! It's a cross because i luv jezuz!

by Lolpokemanz543 March 15, 2010

penistery

A monastery of sorts where all penises go to worship when they are not busy elsewhere.

My dick is at the penistery so we're going to have to wait til it comes back to have sex.

by drcrazy303 June 20, 2010

penniston

A made-up sponsor for top gears 24 hour race car.

The bbc wouldnt let top gear use real sponcors so jeremy clarkson created "penniston" for the left side of the car.

by ames-j December 10, 2011

Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

penistalism

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.

Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!

by enistalism May 29, 2016

Pancist

Hate of everyone.

I'm not a racist, I'm a pancist! I hate every body.

by bengreenhow May 21, 2016

Penistitas

When your pp is too small and it can’t move

Isaiah has penistitas

by Drewdasnack January 15, 2020