Poem

Often just drafts of suicide notes

I'm a poet, I write poem

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 8, 2019

PDOMA

"Pulled Directly Out of My Ass". A completely unsupported result or opinion.

"I was only given 20 minutes to give an estimate that should have taken 2 weeks, so I provided a PDOMA one."

"Immigrants have completely ruined our country! US or Canada".

by Unbaffled by BS October 6, 2019

Poema

Poema is a very strong and independent woman. She doesn’t take shit from anyone and does as she pleases.

However beneath the surface she is actually a sensitive person, she is always seeking for everyone to like her. Once you really get to know her you will see how much of a caring and soft person she is on the inside.

-“ Did you see Poema stand up against the school director at the assembly?”

-“Omg yesss that was such a badass moment!”

by thisfrenchchick November 21, 2021

Poemer

A person who frequently has embarrassing fantasies that should not usually be shown to others.

A: Is he a poet?
B: No way. He is just a poemer, and he is just asserting his fantasy.

by Akane Human Watcher September 18, 2022

Poemsic

Poetic flowing rhyme that plays a beat in your head while reading it. Not quite a poem, not quite a lyric but a little of both.

Lil Gary on Lil Gary's Big Funny (YouTube) spits the best of the best with his poemsics.

by McKhaos! December 10, 2022

Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022

Tribute poem

A tribute to Bambi Barrister

I am but a slimey worm groveling at your feet,
Sobbing like a little child who begs for something sweet,
With boundless brains and beauty there's none that can compare,
I wish to kiss those sexy lips and grab you by the hair,
Thoughts of you flow through my mind all throughout the day,
I long to be in service to a Godess Mistress J....

A loving admirer

Tribute Poem. Noun...a tribute is something you say or do to show admiration of someone.

I wrote a tribute to Bambi , I hope she enjoys it.

by Mistress J admirer July 1, 2022