PAF

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.
Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.
by The Cum Queen February 09, 2010
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When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)
Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-
by T-7 April 07, 2009
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Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.
You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!
by $unY3ts3n November 11, 2017
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'Pissed as fuck'
I can't wait to get paf tonight
by nicepear December 04, 2011
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Paf

Pretentious art fiddler.

Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.

-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.
Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.

Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.
by Zahkrosis June 04, 2021
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Pretentious as fuck. Noun. A person who is showy, flashy, flaunty.
by Shishkabobbett May 03, 2019
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