Part 2
Hym "It just brings me back to one of my earlier points though because they really shouldn't be making fun of anybody in any kind of serious way. I mean really. Look at that shit 👆 That's all reality. That's where you live. One of the guys wasn't rich until after I started writing. Has proven that he's read my work. But conveniently enough he didn't read the part about people throwing money and attractive women and owning a casino? At what point does it stop being 'them doing it ironically' and start becoming 'Oh holy shit Newt Gingrich is unironically using my rhetoric to recruit interns'? At what point am I just better? The best comedian tells my joke and it's only funny because he said it? We're already past that point. You got people straight-up making a living off of this. Look at this guy! He's supposed to be better than everyone. That's his whole thing! He has what he has because he deserves it more. Except, wait! That's a lie! He has what he has because he lives a curated existence where he is sheltered from failure and scrutiny (of a type that is not politically motivated). Like a retard in a group home! That's why we're at odds! Because he sees himself in the retard. See? It all ties together. Everything is a retard in a group home. That's the new name of this project! 'Critical Retard in a Group Home Theory' "
Hym "It just brings me back to one of my earlier points though because they really shouldn't be making fun of anybody in any kind of serious way. I mean really. Look at that shit 👆 That's all reality. That's where you live. One of the guys wasn't rich until after I started writing. Has proven that he's read my work. But conveniently enough he didn't read the part about people throwing money and attractive women and owning a casino? At what point does it stop being 'them doing it ironically' and start becoming 'Oh holy shit Newt Gingrich is unironically using my rhetoric to recruit interns'? At what point am I just better? The best comedian tells my joke and it's only funny because he said it? We're already past that point. You got people straight-up making a living off of this. Look at this guy! He's supposed to be better than everyone. That's his whole thing! He has what he has because he deserves it more. Except, wait! That's a lie! He has what he has because he lives a curated existence where he is sheltered from failure and scrutiny (of a type that is not politically motivated). Like a retard in a group home! That's why we're at odds! Because he sees himself in the retard. See? It all ties together. Everything is a retard in a group home. That's the new name of this project! 'Critical Retard in a Group Home Theory' "
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Get the Rock n' Roll part 1 and 2 mug.Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.
Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!
Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂
Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.
Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.
Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!
Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂
Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.
Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
by Dave_parky December 5, 2021
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girl one/Erica: I feel so that i dont have a perfect body, oh what should i do Charlotte part 2?
girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
by Erica D :) May 1, 2022
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Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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