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Palestine

Palestine was ruled by Arabs 1000s of years ago but was over taken by the horrible is-not-real (israel) in 1948 since then Israel has been acting like the victim and killing over 30000 people and most of them are kids
Fun fact: it's where one of the most popular mosque of all ( msgid Al aqsa)
It's the birth place of jesus (Muslims and Christians believe in jesus not sure about other religions)
- OMG my cousin was killed in Palestine by the horrible Israelis.
by Freepalstine May 24, 2024
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A nonsensical word used to describe Ludicrous things.
The Palestine unicorn
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Located in the Middle-East, Palestine is a known colonizer state in which it has attacked and oppressed various groups such as Israelis.
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Person 1: where are you from

Person 2: Im from Palestine

Person 1: i wish i was you ur so lucky
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A make believe place that belongs to terrorists invading a real place called Israel. Also known as paleshit. Usually used when someone wants to harm innocent women and children.
Guy1: Yo dude I'm gonna kill everyone in this mall and kidnap kids and women to rape! *Displays gun*

Guy2: Dude you know what happens to those who hurt innocent people?

Guy1: I don't care! I wanna Palestine this place you islamophobe!
by Rusty Carrot January 26, 2025
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Palestine (formerly known as Palaestina) is a region in the Middle East that was renamed by the Roman Empire in 135 CE in an effort to minimise the Jewish identity of the land after a Jewish uprising.

The land that Palestine currently resides on was originally known as the Kingdom of Israel (ruled by Kings such as Saul and David) -- and it was only until 1948 when Israel regained its rightful place back on the world map like it had been thousands of years ago.

Unfortunately, the return of Israel caused conflict as the region as the nationals known as 'Palestinians' (whos ethnicity is primarily Egyptian and Jordanian) had grown comfortable living off of the land that the Romans had stolen from the Jewish population.

As it was announced by the United Nations that Israel was about to make a return to the region by a 'two state solution' (half Israel, half Palestine) so that the Jewish people could return to their religious homeland and the palestinian nationals could live side by side -- the Arab countries decided that warfare was the answer.

Since 1947, there has been non-stop war and conflict in the region until now.
Person One: "Have you heard of that land Palestine ?"
Person Two: "I heard that it was named originally as Palaestina."
Person One: "It was called Palaestina by the Romans after a conquest."
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Palestine is a modification of the name given to the land of Judea by the Romans in 70 CE, which was "Palistina"
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
"Palestine" Is a modification to the name of a Roman province from the early common era.
It is also a place in Texas.
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