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Palestined

To make people believe in utter and complete nonsense. To substitute facts with lies intentionally.
ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
by Notshalava January 12, 2024
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Palestined

The act or the claiming of victim status due to a fictional claim on land or property, while misusing a title initially set aside for a different group or organization.
"David Palestined me the other day because I was wearing camo pants, He said I was stealing valor. The guys in JRTC he's not even in the military!"

"I think people who call themselves Native American because they took a DNA test and they're 5%. Cherokee are bit to palestiny for me. It's usually a pretty big red flag"
by Free_@ll_speech January 10, 2024
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Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.
Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.
by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023
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Palestined

The action of redefining history, lie, cheat, and bully someone in order to achieve your own personal goals.
That Karen was so annoying that I palestined her.
by Clinguist January 9, 2024
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palestinism

Annoying, chaotic, sometimes violent behavior that disrupts civil life.
The palestinism of the screaming flag wavers first disrupted the church service then frightened the children waiting to talk to Santa.
by Johnny Colorado February 15, 2024
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Palestined

When someone gives you something, but reclaims it once you make the object nicer than their own.
"I was given an old junk car by my neighbor. When I fixed it up he raped my wife and slaughtered my children so he could take it back. I got Palestined!"
by Lolbertaryan November 15, 2023
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Palestine

A land whose history and culture is told through the language of threads (Tatreez) and whose people teach us life, love and the meaning of strength and perseverance.
When asked about Palestine;

"We teach life after they have built their settlements and apartheid walls, after the last skies. We teach life, sir."
by educateyourselfbro November 19, 2023
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