p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m

pin me to a wall and make out with me

When texting someone you might say "I want you to p.m.t.a.l.w.a.m.o.w.m" instead of typing it out.

by HavenCliff September 15, 2023

P.M.T.

Pacific Motor Trucking a fleet of auto carriers that would transport new cars from the railroad yards to the dealerships. Southern Pacific Trucking were doing business with P.M.T.

We won the bids for five old P.M.T. trucks but we had to cut them up so they won't have their rivals owning them

by Hyeqlty October 14, 2023

P.M.T.T.W.A.E.M.O.

Pin me to the wall and eat me out

You only live once, so p.m.t.t.w.a.e.m.o.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm

"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"

by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024

10:00 p.m.

A time where you should know where your children are!

News Voice: Its 10:00 p.m., do your know where your children are?
T.V. watcher: Oh shit!! Kids, where the hell are you!!!

by thechiller9 April 24, 2008

T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

11:59 p.m.

A time used to avoid disambiguation of today/tomorrow when dealing with midnight.

Me: I need you to finish this before Friday 11:59 p.m.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.

by ryantheleach April 24, 2018