tie one on

get drunk

My friends and I tied one on last night.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

On One

Mass consumption of alcohol/drugs. Going past the point of no return and coming back only to return again.
You might have been one one if:
Its 9am and you are lying naked in bed next to a 300 lb. Miami, who you have never met before, with a peculiar taste in your mouth.
You wake up in the drunk tank and you have been told you’re being booked for defecting on top of car in a shopping center parking lot in broad day light.

Kid 1 "I have never seen that kid sober"
Kid 2 "He is ALWAYS on one"

by oneder April 30, 2005

on one

Feeling way too good.

Just broke up with my girl and this alone time has me feelin' on one right now.

by Fresh Livin' May 6, 2015

tie one on

to get drunk or wasted.

I was feeling depressed so i decided to tie one on

by bigg petey style August 10, 2003

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Get that last one on

When it’s October 31st and you gotta get that last one in while you can

Billy”Hey Bob you gonna get that last one on?” Bob”Hell yeah man!”

by ImmoblieSleet October 31, 2019

tie one on

Get drunk.

Me and my friends picked up a couple cases of beer so we could tie one on.

by Josh August 9, 2003