googed

(When used by a man) To put a woman in her place by justly correcting unintelligible emotional confusion with sound logic and reason.

Jenny complained to John and Joe that her crying made sense because if her boyfriend Bob is happy with their relationship he should not want to go to the gym. John explained, calmy and logically, how this made no sense and she should seek therapy. Jenny asks Joe to explain what John's trying to say. Jim clarifies to her "You just got googed."

by Shag Speedman January 17, 2012

Googs

An exclamation of disbelief that can be used in a variety of situations. The number of o's in googs may be changed for emphasis (ie gooooogs!)

Hey man, how come mike can't come out tonight.
He said he had homework.
O Googs.

by sir googsalot January 07, 2009

googs

To express ones rage in a verbally threatening way

Dude he totally went googs on Sean.

by James Julian April 11, 2008

Googing

To have sex in a vicious or any angry manner.

Jake was googing with his girlfriend on the bed at 12.

by ??? March 28, 2005

Goog

1.Someone of particular interest
2.Someone which is popular with cougars
3.A random object which is usually enthralling or mysterious
4.A thick liquid

1.You're cool man, you're a total Goog.
2.The Goog was loved (sexually) by his mother's friends
3.Man1:Hey bro! I found this thing, its pretty awesome. Man2:sweet, that's some Goog you got there.
4.There's Goog all over my face,ewww

by pfijcali June 02, 2010

Goog

A heterosexual verb used to explain that you are in the process of using Google. Best used while IMing, texting... basically in any conversation where you want to mac your ability to simplify and/or de-sodomize words. Quit saying Googling fools.

Kelley: This guy at the tattoo parlor told me he's actually seen girls who GAUGED their nipples.

Eric: Holy santa clause shit that's brutal! Just a sec...

Kelley: Are you seriously....

Eric: Srry...can't talk...I'm trying to goog.

Kelley: What a doucher....

by The Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. August 21, 2009

Googe

The sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Another word could be masturbation or cumming or jizzing or ejaculating.

Get out, mom, I'm gonna googe it!

by thicce April 11, 2017