You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019

whats this sticky stuff on me

Its sperm

Eww whats this sticky stuff on me

by Crap knucle February 11, 2019

i want your babys sucking on me

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

slide on me

To come through on your location, or simply ask someone to come over where you are.

Stone: "Whats good bro, slide on me man."

Paris: "Fasho bro i be there in a bit"

Stone: "Whats good bro, slide on me man."

Paris: "Fasho bro i be there in a bit"

by Thiago Bandz November 4, 2014

put it on me

To put ones self on someone else in a sexual nature. Simply put: to have sex

"And watch your girl put it on me"

by Shannay Nay May 13, 2005

cal is on me

a gun is on you, cal short of calibur, the calibur of your gun

oh you mad cause im stylin' on you, plus the cal is on me

by NastyTodd January 4, 2007

Take a dump on me

A request you ask of a friend or stranger when you are having such a bad day that the only thing that could make it worse is someone actually emptying their bowels onto you.

Wesley: Dude its too bad that you forgot to wear clothes on school picture day, now your ding-dong's gonna be in the yearbook.
Ben: Take a dump on me!
Wesley: Okay!

by Gunlockben January 28, 2011