Fancy Omelette

When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.

: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."

by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017

spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.

Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.

by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008

smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.

Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"

by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009

juicy omelette

When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.

Some biatch was buggin me, so I gave her a juicy omelette to set her straight.

by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003

Spanish Omelette

Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled

Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!

Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!

by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009