Sex offender

"The state of Florida has asks us to. Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad and now we're good. We're now moving into your neighborhood. My name is Charles Dolan dropping reims. I've been arrested seven time. I know that sound like a lot. Three of thos times were for vandalism. I'm not here to make pretenses im here because my sex offenses."Fat guy comes in"My name is Sam pound I'm number one.apoligizing for what I've done. In case your wondering what that was. I walked into a bathroom and shoved my and up a *******************

Sex offender suffle on YouTube

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 20, 2017

Offended

1. A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother.
2. The state in which everyone seems to be in.

1. Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended!
2. I was offended.

by Xaisede December 1, 2011

United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

Offended on behalf of someone else

One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.

American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020

the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

by matt77 May 23, 2007

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.

Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

by kunsky August 21, 2014