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oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers
Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot
by Limz January 7, 2005
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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???
by Kevin S. January 6, 2005
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Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.
Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.
by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022
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Oblivious

Lloyd E Patterson is a idiot who can't pay attention to his saroundinds can kiss him and he will think yall just friends fr
He had a girl flirting with him in front of his girl and had the girl blushing he was to oblivious to noice
by n cn cj c May 23, 2023
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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag
by DocEMT February 15, 2021
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Oblivious

The name of a Doujinshi of Hisoka and Gon (HisoGon) from the anime Hunter X Hunter.

#173857 if ykyk
Don't search up oblivious, you don't want to see what it is.
by bigggggfuckingsimpfor2dkillers September 25, 2020
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