Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.

Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.

by Greece Lightning June 2, 2011

Obama Swiss

It's like a better version of Obbasdwiss, but it's Obama. It's a describes how swiss Obama is.

He's like an Obama Swiss.

by Danielmigod March 12, 2021

Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

Osama's Law

It doesnt matter what it is, if you post it on the internet ( Specifically IFunny ) people will find something to complain about. it could be something as small as a single letter spelling mistake or something as mundane as a layer of dust. people will always point out anything to make themselves feel superior.

Hey Dude, did you see that featured about the dudes collection of Black ops Prestige edition memorabilia? Yeah, Totally Osama's Law Bait. you see all the comments telling the dude to dust his shelf?

by OsamaBinLaid June 6, 2021

osama's revenge

(v) An act of shaming, wherein the perpetrator shaves his or her pubic region, collecting the clippings, then proceeding to glue them onto the face of a friend who has passed out.

John passed out after five Zimas, so we hit him with Osama's Revenge.

by Boner Binker October 26, 2006

Obama Sack

A clear plastic bag, full on coins.
Named after Obama, because they are both full of change.

John - I don't want this change.
Zack - Shit, I'll take it.
John - wtf are you gonna do with 12 cents?
Zack - I'll throw it with the rest of my change into my obama sack.

by jake024d March 5, 2009

obama sphere

The only thing that not even gibby can touch and can only exist if obama prism is at least 20 feet in front. can also be something to call a very cool person (because obama is cool)

"have you heard of obama sphere bro?" "yes" or "bro your actually so obama sphere" "thank"

by @isucctoesss on insta December 20, 2019