Abu Malik Oakes Jr.

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.

by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022

Oakridged

Verb - 1) The act of realizing that you need something in the small town of Oakridge, OR. and are stuck with the local prices. 2) ...stuck with the local service.

person #1) "Oh-oh, we're short on gas and ex-lax."
person #2) "Better pull into this market and get some."
person #1) "OMG! Look at those prices, and nobody's around to pump!! We've been Oakridged!!!" (expls. 1 & 2)

by traveler91 September 20, 2009

onkers

The nauseating and cellulite ridden folds of skin and fat quivering over the edges of a woman's inhumanly tight pants. Seperate, but often confused with love handles.

Some of the girls aren't fat, but often have onkers because they are wearing really tight pants.

by Richard Decker April 21, 2006

Oager

A big green stinking beast

Look at that green ugly oager

by 214.yougnick May 19, 2018

oaken

Renouned in the gaming world as simply the best Delta Force: Land Warrior player in the world, ever. He is a swedish killing machine who lusts for headshots and shoots any mother f*cker within 1000m, single bullet shots. Feared by all, and opposed by none.

One word..

Pro

to* shot <Gl> in the head
to* ended <Gl>'s misery
to* ended Host's misery
to* shot Host in the head
to* shot hz* in the head
to* shot LC^KOH^ in the head
to* shot LC^KOH^ in the head
<Gl> is leaving the game
hz* is leaving the game
LC^KOH^ is leaving the game
Host is leaving the game

by Wayne L December 29, 2004

Oker

A fucked up gay word that people in Mason Ohio use that means ok what ever.

Brady (the Pimp): Baby i want to fuck you in the ass
Bitch: Oker...
Brady: Man FUck Yo Momma

by Ima Weiner August 10, 2007

Oakridge

A back woods party town full of undeserving men and toothless women. Only 7 decent people can exist in this town at any given moment. Oakridge has the best swimming in the world.

I ain't THAT Oakridge... I just love to swim.

by karma.... May 15, 2009