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ooze pooze

woah!!! look at that OOZE POOZE over there
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaagggg
by the ficus man November 23, 2023
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Fuzzy ooze

the main antagonist's (mr. grizz) weapon of choice in splatoon 3...
basically
uhh i dont really know what to put here...

the main issue with hanging out in alterna is all the fuzzy ooze covering the place
-some inklings probably
by Jackwastakenx2 January 8, 2023
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oozing b

He is oozing b so much that all the girls flock to him.
by B Swinging D February 15, 2021
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Oozing Twinkie

It’s when the male ejaculates into the vagina then follows with finishing in the women’s mouth ending with busting on her chest then pushing on her stomach to make her spit it out and come out the vagina
My man made me an Oozing Twinkie last night
by Peanutbuttcake April 18, 2021
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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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Oozing sauce

Giving off a super hip vibe, sweating coolness.
Effortlessly groovy, like swag but relaxed.
I mean how could they not win? These boys were oozing sauce
by GraveyDavie January 3, 2022
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Slobbering ooze

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu
You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock
by Cody5050 December 23, 2021
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