oasis

One of the most amazing bands of all time, even excluding classics such as Wonderwall, Don't Look Back In Anger and Champagne Supernova. Has the best debut album ever in Definitely Maybe. This band also undisputedly has the best B-side collection of any band, ever, at any time. Publicized in "battle of Britpop" with the band Blur. The Gallagher Bros. have been known to cause quite a stir in public, causing some controversy in people who have no sense of humour. Most people however find them entertaining. Disregarding all of this, it does not change the amazingly catchy tunes Noel has churned out over the years, such as: Cloudburst, Strange Things, Sad Song, Step Out, and I Will Believe. And all of these songs listed are from their B-sides collection, not even delving into their main stuff.

Idiot: I think Blur is better than Oasis.
Me: If you think that "girls who like boys who like girls who like boys" is better than "maybe i just don't believe, maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see, you and I are gonna Live Forever" then you are retarded.
Idiot: Ok but Oasis had some pretty half assed tunes with poor lyrics too.
Me: You mean like Digsy's Dinner or Bonehead's Bank Holiday? Those are some of the catchiest pieces of music ever.
Idiot: But Noel insulted Phil Collins!
Me: Didn't he divorce his wife by fax?
Idiot: Yeah but...ok, point taken.

by shoes22 August 4, 2007

Oaspenis

1. A combination of the word Oasis and Penis

2. A word to describe that a persons oasis in life is penis

I have no fucking clue how to use oaspenis in a sentence

by Butters732 November 9, 2019

Oasis Middle School

A very bad school.

Brandon was sad because he had to go to oasis middle school

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Oasis Academy Coulsdon

A shit school in old coulsdon. It is full of miserable cunts. The school is famous for the best spots to bunk. The school is full of snakes and everyone hates everyone.

Oasis academy coulsdon is not that bad … try being a student there

by anonymous October 19, 2021

Oasis

A beautiful drink. It's a non carbonated drink and is a product of The Coca Cola Company. Always on shelves around UK. Mostly seen as an alternative to water.

Cool person:Lunch break. Let's go down to Tesco and get some Oasis.
Nerd: Wha?
Cool person: Its an awesome drink, you tard.
Nerd: Im gettin some water.
Cool person: What the fuck? You need to be killed. Water is shit up to Oasis.

by paedoproof February 5, 2010

Penguin Oasis

First, there was Club Penguin, then came Penguin Oasis. PenguinOasis.com is a completely freeCPPS (Club Penguin Private Server) that replicates Club Penguin, but contains more features such a Custom Skin Creator, Background Creator, Size, Customizable Igloo NPCs, and much more! On Penguin Oasis you can play multiplayer games, find an online relationship, customize your igloo & outfit, and have fun by meeting other penguins across the world. The server was initially birthed in 2013, and then returned several times across the years now staying for good. Spend your day at the Oasis.

Man, I really want to login to Penguin Oasis and find myself an egirlfriend!

Scenario:
Penguin 1: Let's play Find Four, I need credits!
Penguin 2: Hahah, ok whatever you say Penguin 1... I'm gonna win!
Penguin 3: Can I play?
Penguin 1: No.
Penguin2: No.
Penguin 3: Ok bye lol

by Michaellolx3 May 3, 2018

Oasis

An oasis is a girl who's really beautiful with a natural body and an amazing personality.

"I met this girl the other day and she was looking like an oasis."

by MAuanerd September 8, 2020