Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead

KSI is a wet neek

by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020

oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

neekstook

Water closet. Also known as a "bathroom".

Say, Frank, can you fetch me my Quailman costume out of the neekstook?

by elite ellieboy August 30, 2005

neeko rockefeller

A beautiful young man.

The name 'Neeko Rockefeller' means: He is beautiful outside and inside. Always caring and loves to joke. He is in love at the moment with a young girl.

He is lovely and has a great personality,with a sexy face.

by Baby_cakes November 15, 2013

neek

The Theory that the nerds and the geeks will unite as one and destroy all who stand in their way.

A:That new theory's pretty disturbing
B:The Neek Theory?
A:Yeah

by hugewangc April 10, 2009

Neek

A neek is a fat cunt

Typicaly dudes called "Lachlan" are neeks

person 1: damn lachlans a neek
Lachlan: fuck off

by Skinny cunt October 8, 2020