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nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.
"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)
by Lcslic January 26, 2006
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Nutso Boingo

When something is über crazy
When I first mixed popcorn and peanut M&Ms? That shit was NUTSO BOINGO!
by Rob Vomit October 6, 2018
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nutso-fubar

extremely crazy, broken/rigged, or asinine. derived from the word fubar but does not carry its same acronym type meaning.
Walk foward Sonic Booms are nutso-fubar
by PKSkyler May 21, 2011
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NutSock

wowzers, this blond-bearded chad is literally me!
~ nutsocks on the internet
by reclaimer_ November 7, 2021
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Nutso Facto

1. Something that is extreme to the nuts factor.
2. A much smarter-sounding way of saying "that's nuts."
3. A revised version of the latin phrase 'ipso facto,' referring to a transitive property of truth that is, in your opinion, totally fucking bogus.
"I found out that my dad put his company in my name to avoid taxes, and now the company's being audited. Nutso facto, I'm going to prison."
"Dude that sucks, you're like, nine."
by Zimmermann August 12, 2006
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nuts on yo chin

yo homie, let me put my nuts on yo chin
by j8cob August 7, 2006
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nutsofagen

Often used to describe someone who retains the characteristics of being nuts, insane, crazy, nutso, dorky, weird, having a complete spazz out, and most importantly, says the weirdest thing at the weirdest times.
Person #1: OMG! Like I need those shoes.

Person #2: Like omg you already have way too many.

Person #1: Uhh like, no I do not!

Persona #1 (again): OMG CONDOMS! *jumps up and down spastically*

Person #2: Like OMG! You are so nutsofagen.
by SpazzySpazz March 3, 2009
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