numpty

Someone who does not know the difference between a MB and a GB...

Daz you Numpty, BT aint gonna cap your limit at 15MB

by Rossa July 6, 2004

numpty

Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.

Woah watch out for that numpty

by Toffer September 2, 2003

numpty

a dumbass

simon penrose is a numpty

by jasontheargonaut January 18, 2004

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003

numpty

someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.

Jason off Big Brother

by Vanessa Nimmo September 20, 2004

numpty

eejit

Neil Tennant is a numpty.

by tkdark November 9, 2003

numpty

A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject

"You cheesy numpty"

by Tango January 22, 2004