Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

Numbty

(n)A person who is absolutely useless at the task they are undertaking.

A person who is cannon fodder on any shoot em up.

by Aceformat December 15, 2003

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

Numitch

A combination of the words dumb and bitch.

Shut up you numitch!

That numitch just stole my man!

Look at that numitch sitting over there, she think she fine.

by Moton Hall June 29, 2009

nimpty

a 'down grade' for numpty

meaning silly action, coment or idear

"you nimpty couldent you see that step"

"thats a bad idear you nimpty"

by impboy January 6, 2010

Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010