Nights watch

the best server on discord.this server is almost perfect with the sole flaw of some shit members like jose and redpee

adarsh: dr crazy is so cool he is the best member of this server nights watch. i wish i was like him
zoro(chamaar):yeah me too the worst member of this server is redpee
kanishk:?kick redpea
redpea is kicked
kanishk now this server is perfect

by Doctorcrazy089 September 6, 2021

pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008

gypsy watch

To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.

Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.

by Rooks November 27, 2007

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Watch Netflix

Going over to a significant others house and "watching Netflix" which starts out as cute spooning and cuddle which eventually escalates into intense making out and in most cases ends in sexual intercourse.

Girl: Hey mom I'm going over to Liam's house to watch Netflix *wink*

Mom: ok sweetie have fun
Girl: oh I will ;)

by Elliottestarryeyes March 30, 2015

Jizz Watch

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.

I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk

by ZNA March 9, 2015