refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong
{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity
by Brian Dickson May 27, 2007
A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."
by DJ*77 March 08, 2015
a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.
by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005
A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.
Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!
Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!
Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!
by Hildoggo October 15, 2018
Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.
by Dirty-hetero June 01, 2021
by Karen the kid abducter August 08, 2019
The phrase "all hetero" is synonymous with examples of the literary devices of modifiers. The phrase strictly clarifies & classifies a statement as heterosexual (not gay), that potentially could have been viewed as heterosexual or homosexual. This is differentiated from no homo or no bruno, in that these two phrases are used to clarify the heterosexual intent of an otherwise homosexual statement. However, the phrase "all hetero" can be used in a "no homo statement," but not vice versa (as a "all hetero statement" may not have been homosexual in the first place).
"The wind blew me today; all hetero." The wind could be personified as either male or female, thus "all hetero" is used.
Not an Example:
"Suck my dick," when said male to male, should include no homo as opposed to "all hetero."
Not an Example:
"Suck my dick," when said male to male, should include no homo as opposed to "all hetero."
by StraightStackin February 23, 2012