hetero-queer

A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."

by DJ*77 March 8, 2015

hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

hetero flamboyant

A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.

Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!

Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!

by Hildoggo October 15, 2018

hetero sex

It’s when only one of two people who are having sex orgasm. Usually only the man cums and the woman’s needs are not taken care of.

It’s the opposite of when heterosexuals ask a gay person how “gay sex” is like.

There is no such thing as gay or hetero sex. It’s just sex and everyone experiences or practices it individually

Gay person: Oh you are straight, so tell me how do heterosexuals have sex? I can’t picture how that works.

Hetero sex is a word used by lgbt+ people to let straight people know how it feels like when they ask queer people what gay sex is like. Heteronormative society thinks the only way to have sex is when a man penetrates a woman.

by exhaustedsociety July 26, 2020

Hetero-head

see Brodehead

Hetero-head
see brodehead

by Brodehead August 29, 2010

Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019

Dirty hetero

Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.

“Oh you know Isabel” “yeah she such a dirty hetero”

by Dirty-hetero June 1, 2021