The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

Nose bleed Thorat chop

punching someone in the nose then punching someone in the thorat until they collaspe..

I got into a fight. I punched him in the fucking nose until he was bleeding, then i choped him in the throat. Thats a nose bleed thorat chop call the fucking ambulance..

by Stacky Warbucks October 24, 2015

Nosebled

A nosebled is an E-Girl with a discord server in which the inhabitants have an idiotic disposition and also Gronk... just gronk nothing more, nothing less.

You are such a nosebled I bet you have fans who simp for you just because all the good E-Girls have enough simps already

by D120LOTT August 7, 2020

Noesblead

Another word for 'nosebleed'.

Person 1: "That potato is so damn hot!"

You: "*noesblead*"

by Orplie November 30, 2010

Snowy nose bleed

when a chick is giving you a blowjob and her head is between your legs and you are holding her with your legs so she can't get out and you cum in her mouth and it comes out her nose

Guy 1: "I gave this chick a Snowy nose bleed the other day"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "she couldn't breath through her nose for awhile"

by snowy nose bleed July 1, 2010

nose bleed

when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words

example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.

The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.

by kornchipgirl March 8, 2008