nosejob

(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012

nosejob

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Nosejob

The act of using your large nose in the intention of giving a girl an orgasm.

"I heard that kid gives the best nosejobs"
"yeah, probably because of his huge nose"

by GreekNose October 16, 2010

nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

by urbandickchinairy February 9, 2008

nosejob

The act of a woman with a very large nose stimulating a man with her nose; it is very complicated, but i know this one kid who got one

"dude, that was fucked up when he was talkin about how much he wanted to get a nosejob from her"

by Jon D.W. Brown May 7, 2008

Pocono Nosejob

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

Oregon NoseJob

The art of tit fucking a girl, and as your about to jizz "accidentally" shove your cock under her nose and jizz in her nose.

Outcome 1: She will have a constant drizzle of jizz in the back of her throat.
Outcome 2: She immediately sneezes jizz all over herself.

Naw dude, she is just my latest Oregon NoseJob victim man

by Scout Master8899 April 20, 2011