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noodle regret

the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011
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comment regret

The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.
Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
by b jeezy January 17, 2011
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Twitter Regret

When a celebrity, influencer or politician write, post pics or comment on something thinking it’s insightful or inspiring for likes. Instead it has tag and drag written all over it. After receiving lots of backlash possibly putting them in the crosshairs of cancel culture. As quickly as the post, pic or comment went viral the apology expressing their regret for the post, pics or comment will be deleted.
Did you read Ol’ Boy’s post on Twitter yesterday?

Sure did and after the tag and drag session he went through. It’s safe to say he had Twitter Regret because he has since deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
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Insta-Regret

Regretting something almost immediately after it happens. Usually leaves you wondering why you did what you just did.

Often occurs after text messages, sent e-mails, and that last drink you shouldn't have had.
"You probably shouldn't drink any more of that tequila, I bet you'll insta-regret it."

"Shut up, don't tell me what to do! (takes a swig) ...Ahh crap, I feel nauseous."
by The Luke Man October 10, 2009
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Writer's Regret

This is the feeling a writer gets when finding mistakes and typos in their old works. This feeling is especially strong if the pieces were published.
Anna had a case of writer's regret when she was re-reading her old newspaper articles.
by KWriter January 23, 2015
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panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
by Panda popper December 6, 2013
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Arby's Regret

The disappointing feeling you get after you eat at Arbys.
I don't know why I went to Arbys for lunch. I am always disappointed and I get arby's regret when I get back to work.
by ZHulk09 October 10, 2013
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