Nineteen Ninety Never

a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.

"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, score a backstage pass, then bang Britney Spears in her dressing room."
"Hahaha cracka you must be kidding. That'll happen in Nineteen Ninety NEVER bitch!!!"

by Nick D April 5, 2003

niftyfucktastic

to fuck one in a nifty fashion

"that was on niftyfucktastic expirence we just had"

by sindy April 23, 2003

Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

nifty

it's just nifty

something that's cwl(cool)and useful and you're glad of it

usually used when something is changed or is new

WOW! This is really nifty! oh cwl!

by Sian and Gav March 29, 2005

nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

nifty-pro

An extreme level of awesomeness.

“do you like cheese itz?”
“yeah they’re pretty nifty-pro”

🤪🤪

by $nowski June 17, 2018

niftydafishy

a cool sicklad who is a better youtuber than mr deoreo, niftydafishy has amazing content and incredible merch and is also is helping FBI of the 18th century

niftydafishy better the deoreo

by the unknown guy nobody knows April 5, 2022