nincompoop 

Look, if you get called this in the big '25, you truly gotta kill yourself. No other option.
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A stupid person, clearly like you.

"Well... you're a nincompoop! A stupid, stupid, nincompoop!"

nincompoop by bigdoninc March 12, 2025

nincompoop

a sexy poopoo head named memphis

memphis is a nincompoop

nincompoop by masterofnincompoop April 4, 2026

existential nincompoop 

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

existential nincompoop by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

socio-nincompoop 

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

socio-nincompoop by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2015

socio-nincompoop 

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacal spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

socio-nincompoop by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2016

udder nincompoop 

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

udder nincompoop by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Nincompeepeepoopoo 

A really op insult

Can beat any insult

Also a compliment for people with people with good bowels

You’re an idiot
And you’re a nincompeepeepoopoo
*instantly dies*

Nincompeepeepoopoo by iislkdl__wwoe January 12, 2022