Use to have great shows when i was 4 years old. Rugrats was good for the first, second, and third season, but it later became gay and the rats didn't get into trouble. Also had shows like doug. Also when i was four the nick jr. has some kick tail shows like snoozles and the gnome show. I also liked the elephant show.
Skinamarinky-dinky-dink-Skinamarinky-doo-NICKELODEON is CRUD NOW. Although sponge bob is cool.
by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 24, 2003
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Shit.

Utter and complete shit.

They were fine for a while, when they played shows that actually were FUNNY.

Now it's Spongebob 24/7 with brief dashes of cheesy (also known as iCarly) every few hours. Add a few Victorious episodes, maybe a dash or two of gay teen singing really badly (Big Time Rush) and VIOLA! We have ourselves the mother of all shitty channels. (right after MTV)

It made a brief comeback with the strangely funny show Invader ZIM but, of course, it wasn't preppy (see teenybopper) enough, so they canceled it.
A few years back:

Me- *watching Nick and laughing hysterically*

And now:

Me- *watching Nickelodeon with an expression of dull boredom and shock* What the HELL am I watching? O_O;
by HaterOfViacom August 12, 2010
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A scheme for animated characters to take over the us government, by using little kids brain washed by the tv shows produced on this channel.
OH MY GOD!!!! Reptar just shot OBAMA!!!!!....Oh well........Nickelodeon!
by Big and tasty frugaler March 8, 2010
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A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.
I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.
by Jason February 21, 2005
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A TV channel that started out humbly, with many live action shows. By the late 1990's, it was noted that the quality was quickly declining. Some guy brought Invader im to the network around early 2000 or late '99, but alas, like many good shows, it was canceled before it could finish. It also had SpongeBob, which was entertaining for a time, but gradually was dumbed down along with the rest of the network. Now has more music videos and commercials than Cartoon Network, and mostly live action shows. One good one was Drake and Josh, which ended up crashing and burning by the end of its run.
I have but one thing to say of Nickelodeon...

Son...
I am disappoint.....
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A show that was awesome from the 90's to 2006. They include lot's of funny and creative shows like

The Rugrats
Rocko's Modern Life

Hey Arnold
Angry Beaver

Fairly Odd Parents (2001-2006)
Spongebob (1999-2005)

Invader Zim

Drake and Josh

Avatar: The Last Airbender
Catscratch
Wild Thornberry

Nowdays we have stupid garbage ass shows like Sanjay and Craig, The Breadwinners, The Thundermans, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and Every Witch Way (Soap Opera Shit)

The channel officially died when Fanboy and Chum Chum (another rubbish hack) made it's debut

on November 2009
Nickelodeon 90's and Early 2000's>2010's Nickelodeon
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A channel that had great variety now fucked up by corporate greed and brainless kids tv executives that believe their audiences are nothing but braindead idiots

The channel is noted for doing bad shit like backstabbing Nelvana over Max & Ruby, screwing over The Legend of Korra and flooding their schedule with endless reruns of Spongebob Squarepants

You know Nickelodeon has fucked for these indications
- You know Nick fucked up when it's top 2 highest rated programs are the annual Kids Choice Awards and SpongeBob reruns
- You know Nick fucked up when the content on Smile of a Child and Sprout look more appealing than their garbage
- You know Nick fucked up when you noticed the UK does a better job with Kids TV than here in the USA
Kid: "Hey mom, Remember when Nickelodeon was awesome?"
Mother: "Yes, It was a time when i wasn't forced to drive myself to drink all because of all those airings of SpongeBob, Dora The Explorer and Bubble Guppies"
Dad: "Honey, did you say Bubble Guppies?"
Mother: "Yes dear!"
*Dad kills himself with gunshot to the head*
by Sgt. Bilby March 30, 2015
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