nextel

a fucked up cell phone company that totally destroys the point of having a cell fone witht he direct connect feature.

Why dont u just carry a walkie talkie around instead of using that god damn nextel

by d August 16, 2004

nextel

A cell phone service that is completely and utterly pointless given that there are so many other better services out their. The phones roam EVERYWHERE, even your home area. The phone models are expensive, cumbersome, and have pointless features (why does a PHONE need a WALKY-TALKY in it?!). Typically purchased by people who cant afford a real phone and want people to hear their conversations everywhere because they always talk on the walky talky.

Phone: CHIRP!!!!!!
guy 1: Hey, waddup!?
guy 2, chirp: what? say that again, i cant hear!
guy 1: I said, "hey, waddup!?"
bird chirp: "call dropped"
girl 1: That is soooooo freakin annoying! If i wanted to hear birds chirping I would go outside!!!
girl 2: He's crazy if he thinks i'll go out with him with that nextel phone chirping like a cricket during our date

by Babadoo October 7, 2007

Nexter

(N.) 1. The first person to disconnect in a chatroulette video conference.

(N.) 2. Someone who frequently "nexts" people in chatroulette.

Guy: So, I actually found a girl on chatroulette last night. We talked for like ten minutes, it was pretty special.

Guy 2: Wow. So which one of you was the nexter?

Guy: She was. I swear, it's like the second I reach for my zipper...

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Guy: I was chatrouletting with Dan last night. We didn't really talk to anyone.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a big nexter. I think it's become a reflex after seeing so much wang.

by Call Me Email March 9, 2010

Netettique

Etiquette for the internet.

They didn't reply to my e-mail, even though I asked for one? That is really bad netettique!

by engulf September 30, 2007

nextel

A phone that has a song written about it in atlanta. The song is called' Nextel Chirp' and It is written by a guy named Maseo. The song mainly states that he doesn't want anyone to call his Nextel phone unless they're talking about a drug deal

"Don't hit me on my Nextel chirp, unless you tryna conversate about some muthafuckin' work."

by mandela October 28, 2005

Nextel

A male sexual action:
Upon beating off, the male cums into the girl's ear, then asks "can you hear me now?....good!"

It is called a "nextel" as opposed to a "verizon" because nextel sounds better.

Guy 1: Dude I just gooed all in this chick's ear.
Guy 2: did you say "can you hear me now?....good!"?
Guy 1: Yeah man, I totally nextel-ed that b***h.

by Steevo S. September 16, 2008

Nexterday

Nexterday is the next day. Get yo “tomorrow” ass outta here

“The new iPhone is gonna be coming out nexterday.”

Let’s work on our AP calc, Rohan”

by Mr. Finger Licking Good October 13, 2021