Nessie

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

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NESkimos

"Popo" and "Nana", from the early NES game "Ice Climber." Until they appeared in the Gamecube game "Super Smash Bros. Melee", no one knew who they were.

The NESkimos got their asses kicked off the mountain again... Dammit! *takes out the cartridge and chucks it across the room*

by Jason L. December 28, 2005

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nessie

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

by moe the monkey January 5, 2009

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(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

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nassim

Nassim a competitive man. Is known to be located at or around a gym. He is THE worst at easy on goal opportunities and is known to wallop the ball passed the goal.

I can't believe you missed that Nassim last night

Ball walloper

by The backdoor professor October 22, 2013

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