nerp

nerp is a term coined by the Death Note fans who hate Near to describe him.

PERSON A: I hope nerp dies in a car crash.
PERSON B: Me too!

by nerpsucks June 14, 2022

Nerp

Broad term for the useless parts of the internet where you just kill time.

"Hey! whatcha doin right now?"
"Oh, just herping on rhe nerp."

by Rev. Dick Serious July 18, 2023

Nerp

Nerp is a more fun way of saying nope, sounds better in texting

You like chocolate cake
Nerp

by Thorbob October 20, 2019

NERP

The most magical fucking creature that is ever known to mankind!

Anus NERP..

by KTLA NEWS March 2, 2015

Nerp

A curly haired, annoying female.

Oh hey is that Vanassa she's a damn Nerp.

by Tommy Picklenose November 28, 2017

Nerp

No, nope

Nerp, haven't seen your stupid butt plug in days.

by $XyLilPoka• August 3, 2017

Nerp

A nerd crossed with a derp. (used in a mean offensive way)

My dad is such a nerp because all he does is sit and play Call of Duty all day.

by The Nerpcicle March 14, 2018