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neopolitan kiss

wen u bang a girl in the mouth the pussy and then she sucks your dick and you jizz in her mouth and then you make out.
Dude: You wann neopolitan kiss
Girl: Hell ya.
by jack wilkins May 11, 2007
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Neopolitan Swirl

When you finger a girl while shes on her period (and has a tampon inserted)until she cums and then punch her as hard as you can in the vagina so the tampon comes out of their ass covered in blood, cum, and shit making a Neopolitan Swirl...
I was chilln wit da homegirl and outta nowhere that freaky hoe told me to give her a Neopolitan Swirl...

One day me and my friend (CAR)were bored and I said shut up or i'll give you a Neopolitan Swirl and she was like whats that and than I told her what it was and she laughed
by ...Mikey... March 2, 2009
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neopolitan super glasing

3 Guys, a Black, a white, and an asian, all ejaculating on one female
me and my bois just got done neopolitan super glasing petricia
by memerino October 7, 2016
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Neopolitan donut

A term used to describe the appearance of the rectum after a night of aggressive anal penetration. When feces, cum, and blood mix together it gives the appearance of melted neopolitan icecream.
Oakley "I really wore his ass out last night."
Silas "Gave him the old neopolitan donut didn't you?"
by Ra2000bc June 2, 2017
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neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.
Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.
by klosiN May 1, 2018
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Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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Neopolitan Ice Cream

When you make a girl's asshole bleed, blow your load, then she poops it out, hence the white, pink, and brown color scheme.
Hayden: "I gave her some neopolitan ice cream last night."
Cole: "Gnarly."
by poopygoo114 March 5, 2019
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