Neocon

One who hasn't served, political hypocrite, draft dodger, One who votes to send other people's sons to war

Dick Cheney, neocon célebre never served his country but was well served by the war he created.

by TommyStub December 26, 2014

Neoconservative

A neoconservative is someone who, when watching The Matrix, believes that it's real.

Lewis Black wrote the above definition of a neoconservative.

by Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo January 3, 2007

anarcho-neocon

An ultra-leftist, largely in the United States and Europe, who uses supposed "socialist" arguments to support what are objectively right-wing, pro-imperialist positions.

Anarcho-neocons portray Western government regime-change efforts as progressive revolutions, while smearing anti-imperialists and anti-war activists -- who think, 'Hey, maybe we shouldn't destroy countries in the Global South' -- as "tankies," "Assadists," and "Stalinists."

Anarcho-neocons agree with old-fashioned neoconservatives that imperialism will bring "authoritarian" countries "democracy."

Anarcho-neocons are always leftier than thou; no existing leftist government will ever be good enough for them. But contras armed and trained by the CIA to disembowel and crucify Third World nationalists are so dope! No flags, no gods, no masters, no socialists, definitely no communists, and please folx no more anti-imperialists!

Also see: Idlibs

Charles Davis, Shane Bauer, and Molly Crabapple are all anarcho-neocon psychos who think CIA-backed Takfiri death squads in Syria are heroic revolutionaries.

by madurosmoustache June 10, 2020

newcomerstown

A piece of shit town in Ohio, surrounded by corn fields. It's known for under age drinking, pregnant teens, and meth labs. It's home of the Newcomerstown Trojans which majority of the time completely suck ass at every single sport and have obese cheerleaders. Most people are country wannabes or try to act thug nasty.

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by truestatement July 27, 2014

Neocon

A corporate socialist, or political atheist, who represents the interests of the richest 100 or so people in the world (aka Global Control of the masses). Neocons mostly pose as republicans. Neocons pretend to support good ideas like free markets and free people, but work tirelessly to promote corporate socialism and monopolism that control people. Big corporate $ supports neocons. That is why they win more elections than genuine conservatives (truecons). Modern day progressive "liberals" love to paint neocons as "extreme right wingers" to keep up their cover in the republican party to further corrupt it.

T.R. was the 1st neocon republican president, followed by all republican and democrat presidents thereafter, except Harding, Coolidge, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and somewhat Reagan.

by John Deigh March 14, 2011

Newcombe Sluts

Dalhousie University students from the Girls-Only residence who come to Eliza Ritchie drunk and wreck our bathrooms. Generally their names are forgotten and cause massive scenes because of it.

Dude 1: Dude, what was her name again?
Dude 2: I dunno man, some Newcombe Sluts.

by Barneywestside February 13, 2010

Nescomer

1. A Student who attends the New England School of Communications (Nescom).

2. A student who lives on the Husson campus, who doesn't attend any Husson classes.

You know you're a Nescomer when...
-You want to clap when you hear, "To make money!"
-You ask to live in Hart, just because it is closest to the Nescom building.
-You refuse to live in Bell, just because it is the farthest away from the Nescom building.
-You realize that although Clear Channel is a trecherous monopoly created by satan to control our minds with their terrible music and stations, they will be signing your paycheck some day

by Guitarman75 October 14, 2006