rainbow necker

A person who performs cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also rainbow kiss)

"Oh yes, my Phillip is a rainbow necker" said Elizabeth proudly.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

dirty necker

a person, usually a middle-aged woman with very few teeth that goes to the grocery store in dirty slippers (word is ment to be said fast so the dirty necker doesnt understand that you are calling them a dirty necker)

hey DIRTY NECKER DIRTY NECKER aisle 3!

by xmariahx16x January 6, 2009

penis necter

A milky white liquid that bursts forth from the penis upon ejaculation. It is also closely related to penis wiskey.

Nobody can produce as much penis necter as Hector. Would you like to taste Hectar's nectar?

by Hector Necter November 4, 2007

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

necker

One who consumes all the contents of a nicely rolled blunt by smoking it

Don't put him in the rotation, he's a necker!

by Jonathan "Jay" Gomez January 6, 2008

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004